In the fifth piece to our new Zombie Apocalypse segment, where we are asking band members what they would do if a zombie outbreak happened, we have CONFORZA frontman Mykel Raymond.
You’re at your house alone, when The TV starts transmitting a warning that zombies are coming and will be in your location at dusk. Phones are already dead, along with cell phones and the internet… What would you do first?
The first thing I would do… Would make sure I find myself some kind of stick or baseball bat, 2 x 4, etc… Then I’d run to my nearest bodega/corner store smash the fucking windows in and grab all the beer I can carry… (I’d never want to die or be eaten alive sober)
You need to gather supplies and only have daylight to reach 2 locations, where do you go?
Well, Where ever carries good beer… (We’re all dying so I’m not paying) lol And probably a Wal-mart..
You happen across a band member and they are infected but not a zombie yet, what do you do?
Well for their families sake (We’re all dying anyways right?) I’d bash their fucking brains until it looked like strawberry jam… I’d probably have thrown back at least a sixer at that point.. So I’d take a piss on em (Ya know, for my dead homie’s and shit) And well, if need be..I’d cut their arms and legs off, so if they were to rise again.. they’re not fucking moving.
Zombies follow you back to your house, you run inside to arm yourself and can only carry three weapons, what are they?
1. A fucking chain saw… Slice and fucking dice baby!! 2. a Machete… You alway’s see mother fucker’s cuttin zombie’s with those.. and 3. Some kind of medeival pick axe.. Something that’ll show I mean business!
You don’t have time to bring all your stuff, you grab a dufflebag, what do you put in it?
The rest of my beer.. Porn.. As much food as I can fit.. Some clean undies… a flashlight and some lighters..
Zombies are breaking into your house, you run out the back door, where do you go?
To the nearest venue the Summoned is playing, because even Zombie’s hate them lol I’m just kidding.. I’d probably go under ground.. Not so sure if those fucker’s could go there.. Or maybe up in some kind of tower.. Hopefully I’d find a dead body with an AK so I could pull of some Call of Duty shit!
How would you travel?
By foot. Unless Desmond (bassist for Conforza) was already dead.. then I’d take his Dodge Ram and do just that! Until I ran out of gas, then I’d just drive anything I could..
Would you look to build a group or travel alone?
In time’s like that, I’d imagine it to be very difficult to trust people, especially with all my beer and porno.. So I’d probably go alone for a bit.. Unless I found someone with way more beer and porn lol Then I’d steal his beer…
You’re surrounded! Kill yourself or become one of them?
I’d totally off myself.. You see how fucking ugly those zombie’s are? There’s no ladies out there who wanna fuck a zombie me… Let alone regular me lol.. I’d find a bullet.. Drink the rest of my beer and pull the fucking trigger….. RIP. lol
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